I idol svih muškaraca.
Jer oni su, jadničci, uvjereni kako se mi palimo na dijetinjaste, zločeste tipove, vječne boeme zagledane u čašicu, uvijek napaljene mužjake, romantičare. Hank Moody je fantazija svih muškaraca, mislim da bi svi, barem na jedan dan, uskočili u njegov život i krevet.
Da, istina je. Žene vole uzbudljive, nepredvidljive, romantične i horny muškarce. Ali uvijek kasno shvate da kao glavni režiseri svog života nikada ne bi trebale izabrati Hank Moody tipa za ulogu svoga supruga.
Muškarci bi vjerojatno voljeli biti Hank, ali žene sigurno ne bi voljele biti u ulozi Karen.
Hank:
You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
“You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises don't generally fare well. So my homeless dick now must seek shelter where and whence it can."
Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.
Women know within the first few seconds of meeting a guy whether they want to marry him, fuck him or kill him.
I love you Karen...and I want to spend the rest of my life annoying the shit out of you.
I'm, uh, fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
